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That's sexual harrasment kids!
Don't do this to strangers.

-HG
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:iconquinmchale:
quinmchale Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Should've knocked him out...
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DamselDonna Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Professional Filmographer
oh dear, yes, this is something the passable transvestite might find himself in a pickle.
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:iconknotfever:
Knotfever Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
You do this in Texas, and the girls here will blow your ass off!
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:iconkaminamastersword12:
KaminaMasterSword12 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012
Well now I have to do it to strangers.
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:iconangie-the-hunter:
Angie-the-Hunter Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
so true, so true!
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:iconsinner-13:
sinner-13 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
and most importantly don't let it happen to you
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:iconheartgear:
HeartGear Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Kinda hard to avoid sometimes.
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:iconsam557:
sam557 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Punch his lights out noah! no one will blame you!
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:iconmeagan222haru:
meagan222haru Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009
XD
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:iconoverlord-skuld:
Overlord-Skuld Featured By Owner May 29, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Uh oh, that could be bad for Noah...
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:icongeekischic:
geekischic Featured By Owner May 18, 2009
Aw! Poor Noah! I feel his pain, I really do.

...Except I actually have boobies. And huge ones, at that.

Noah, honey, you've got sharp heels on. Give that douche a pierced testicle for me.
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:iconheartgear:
HeartGear Featured By Owner May 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
I'm not 100% on how often this really occurs, but I've been in clubs enough to know that it occurs.

#1 Rule
Always have a buddy!
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:icongeekischic:
geekischic Featured By Owner May 20, 2009
Agreed.
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:iconselkie-x:
selkie-x Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
ah, 'tis a while since somebody did that to moi... he was also drunk enough to spill half his drink down my chest during his crude attempt at a fondle ¬.¬ I recall looking about as impressed as Noah up there ^.~
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:iconheartgear:
HeartGear Featured By Owner May 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
If this happened to me I would... not know what to do. ^^;
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:iconselkie-x:
selkie-x Featured By Owner May 18, 2009
well, the spilled drink meant that on that occasion I was forced to retreat to the little girls' room to dry my dress out but a previous guy who thought 'twas perfectly reasonable to just walk up and start massaging my bum got a backward thrust heel in the crotch for his troubles ^_~ 'tis seldom a problem dealing with such types ^_^
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:iconcatgirl-katty:
Catgirl-Katty Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
Don't do it to strangers? So you are saying it is ok to do it to friends. hmmm. (Evil smile)
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TheFett007 Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
hahaha lol ~_O_~ I haev nothin of substance to add to a discussion of this comic ROFLMAO XD
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Retarded nonsensical signature
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:icontysonpuppy:
TysonPuppy Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
OH SNAP!
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:iconthedjtc:
TheDJTC Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
It's not rape if you say "surprise!"

Oh he didn't...

RAEP!!!
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:iconslayerincarnate:
SlayerIncarnate Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
lol

That's fantastic!
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:iconrosalarian:
rosalarian Featured By Owner May 16, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
I am so gonna use that comeback in the future!
"Why are you wearing a push up bra? That's false advertising!" Now I have something to say to that.
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:iconjimmiebrimstone:
JimmieBrimstone Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
Scumbag! slap him Noel!
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:iconyzarc:
yzarc Featured By Owner May 16, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
made of win. esp the 1st frame & last.
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:iconlahar0:
Lahar0 Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
hahahahaha really good one

love the expression both have in the 3rd panel and well yeah this was bound to happen eventually

seems to me like noah is not that annoyed by his situation now and that s/he is actually enjoying all the crossdressing more than he lets out even to the clothes =P

as always great one and i hope to see the next one soon

this is like reading a weakly manga when it gets good you know some time or the other the author is going to stop for a while to leave you in suspense for 1 or 2 weeks =P

dont go doing that to us cause i dont think i could wait that long
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HeartGear Featured By Owner May 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
I'm glad you enjoy it! I would love to be working chapters into Magazines like Furuba, FMA, and any other number of manga-ka started out in...

But for now, I'll do what I can with what I've got.
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Lahar0 Featured By Owner May 18, 2009
im sure that if you keep on getting better and better you might be able to submit a doujinshi or manga to a magazine and who knows maybe you can start to work like a manga-ka eventually =P

in the mean time keep on drawing what you like and keep entertaining ppl with your awesome skill
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Ifrit89 Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
I like Noah´s shoes in the first panel.

Maybe a detail not many will notice xD

Btw, the star on his chest, is that a pendant?
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:iconheartgear:
HeartGear Featured By Owner May 16, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
It shore is!
I wonder: are you familiar with what it represents?
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:iconifrit89:
Ifrit89 Featured By Owner May 18, 2009
There are 2 things I immediatly think of when I see this star.

First thing is the Starfruit from Kingdom Hearts, but I think thats the wrong answer xD

Second thing, and I think thats the right thought I´m having, it comes from The Little Mermaid, doesn´t it?
...No, not the little Mermaid... but something in my memory recalls that pendant. It was an old story about someone who sold his voice and got this little sea star in just this spot...


Am I right?
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:iconheartgear:
HeartGear Featured By Owner May 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
While that story does sound familiar...

I was refering to the pentagram. It's a super loaded symbol, meaning anything from Satanism to the Golden Ratio. But to me it symbolizes the protective, all encompassing nature of the feminine divine.

Are you familiar with stars? ^^
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Ifrit89 Featured By Owner May 18, 2009
No, but I´m familiar with Satanism, and to make a pentagram a symbol of Satan you have to turn one end of that pentagram downwards, wich ends in having to endings of it pointing up and one down.

You could use that if you wanted, but I suppose that Noah won´t turn into a Dark Savior so soon xD

Tell me, do you think that God and Nature and such is feminine?
Do you even believe in such things as God or even spirituality?


And, what do you want to tell me about stars?
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:iconheartgear:
HeartGear Featured By Owner May 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
That I like em!

^_^ I enjoy thinking of the world in gendered terms: Mother Earth and Father Sky. Still, it's good not to take these things too seriously.

As for my beliefs: there are many paths to any one destination. Some are filled with fields of flowers and others are murky with swamps and caverns. Explore, discover, and enjoy the journey!
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Ifrit89 Featured By Owner May 19, 2009
Enjoy the journey, huh?
Is that something you want Noah to do? xD

Tell me... (I suppose you´re male.)
Do you sometimes wear women´s clothing?


Just to prevent a misunderstanding:
I sometimes do. Thats why I like your story that much. I can somehow indentify with Noah´s dilemma.
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Volkai Featured By Owner May 21, 2009
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:iconmancusio:
Mancusio Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
You had to do this one sooner or later.
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:iconheartgear:
HeartGear Featured By Owner May 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Truly, it was a matter of time.
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:iconmancusio:
Mancusio Featured By Owner May 19, 2009
Of course, part of the trick for the reader is trying to remember what other little cracks are also a matter of time.

I don't think he's hung out with actual girls yet either, come to think of it. But it's not as if Noah's residence is The City Of Transvestites, right? :V
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:iconjumiku:
JuMiKu Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
Poor innocent pervert was fooled and disappointed. One round of sympathy, please.
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:iconkelie:
Kelie Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
Great punchline and dialogue at the end. Very well timed comic. I enjoyed this one quite a bit, dear. Nice work. I especially liked how you gave this guy some muscle tone so he stands out from most of the other characters you've created in this series.
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:iconheartgear:
HeartGear Featured By Owner May 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
In the future I'd like to create a more diverse caste of characters. ^_^ As it stands, Alex has challenged me to create someone who is a truly heavyset individual.

Been when all I've got is my own self for a reference...
Well... all my characters come out looking like sticks.
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:iconjilliannc:
JillianNC Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
At least Noelle seems to be enjoying dancing! And wonder how "bra" felt about being grabbed and then dissed....
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:iconkawaiisayaka:
KawaiiSayaka Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
god. Noah just gets cuter and cuter. ~OwO~
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:iconchaotic-state:
chaotic-state Featured By Owner May 15, 2009  Student
I had something similar happen to me once. Except I went "Akane Tendo" on the poor fellow, and the bouncer dragged the bloody fellow off the floor. I meant bloody literally, not as in a British-style expletive.

At any rate, ladies, this is why you don't dance alone. Always bring a friend or partner. o_o
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:iconloverobin:
LoveRobin Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
Guys pretending to be ladies might take note as well...
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:iconshidyk:
Shidyk Featured By Owner May 15, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: Poor Noah. :XD:
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:iconsontoriginyu:
sontoriginyu Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
this might not end well
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:icontaigan:
Taigan Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
That's a great bit of writing there. :XD:
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:iconaio-chan:
Aio-chan Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
XD What's sad is both sides have a legitimate argument here. Very humorous comic. <3
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:iconloverobin:
LoveRobin Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
Ahh... but his "evidence" was gathered illegally, without a search warrant, and is inadmissible in court!!
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